Worst lyrics ever

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"i love you like a fat kid loves cake"
- 50 Cent's <>

"there were plants and birds and rocks and things"
-America <>

"time is like a clock in my heart"
-Culture club <>

"i'm all out of faith, this is how i feel"
-Natalie Imbruglia

"I don't think that I've got the stomach to stomach calling you today"
-saves the day <>

"but if this ever-changing world in which we live in..."
-Paul McCartney <>

"I don't like cities but i like New York, other places make me feel like a dork"
-Madonna <>

"war is stupid and people are stupid"
-Culture Club <>